I was looking through some (very) old emails and stumbled across a few that I got from a joke site that I had subscribed to the newsletter of. Its since been taken down and the site has a pay-per-click search engine set up by some domain squatter. I just couldn’t leave this one in storage any longer. If you wrote this, let me know, so I can attribute it to you:
A sister and brother are talking to each other when the little boy
gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, “Grandpa, please
make a frog noise.”
The Grandpa says, “No.”
The little boy goes on, “Please…please make a frog noise.”
The Grandpa says, “No, now go play.”
The little boy then says to his sister, “Go tell Grandpa to make a
frog noise.”
So the little girl goes to her Grandpa and says, “Please make a
frog noise.”
The Grandpa says, “I just told your brother ‘no’ and I’m telling you ‘no’.”
The little girl says, “Please…please Grandpa make a frog noise.”
The Grandpa says, “Why do you want me to make a frog noise?”
The little girl replied, “Because mommy said when you croak we can go to
Disney World!”
LOL! Didn’t see that punchline coming.
Good one.
Corey!!!! There is a bar of soap just crying to wash out your mouth right now! hahahaah
It’s been years since I heard that one, but it always makes me smile. Which probably makes me a terrible person!