What is it with you??? You know who you are! Yes, you, the driver two cars ahead that insists on driving fast enough to keep us from passing you when on a straight, car-less stretch? Yes, you, who always slows down when cars come from the other direction?
What is up with that? Are you scared of them? If so, stop driving your car! Are you afraid that you’re speeding and that you’ll get caught by the police for doing so? Stop speeding, then! Just stick with a speed so that we behind you can stop being distracted by your terrible and downright scary driving!
Yes, you are scary to be behind. Its because we don’t know when you’re just going to lock your brakes right up and cause a ten car pileup. I mean, really, can you just try to pick a speed and stick with it, regardless of whether someone’s coming the other way???? Please? You scare me.